I thought Lenny Dykstra was an Uber driver. In Centralia.

Man, I have a friend who mocks every protester. No matter their cause. And his favorite thing to say was “Get a job.” Doesn’t matter if they’re striking. Doesn’t matter if it’s a Saturday. He was always yelling “Get a job.” But he’s been called on it so much that he had to change it. Now it’s “They don’t even know…

Man, I have a friend who mocks every protester. No matter their cause. And his favorite thing to say was “Get a job.” Doesn’t matter if they’re striking. Doesn’t matter if it’s a Saturday. He was always yelling “Get a job.” But he’s been called on it so much that he had to change it. Now it’s “They don’t even know…

I’ve never been happier that my team lost a game. All morning I keep thinking that kid’s family might have had a moment of peace and joy because Dwayne Wade made a shot.

Has anyone ever seen Bill Cowher and Sargeant Slaughter in the same place at the same time?

Came here to make that comment.

It can’t be his ass because his head isn’t in it.

Burneko deserves to spend 15 years locked in a room with Roger Stone, Sean Hannity and Flo from State Farm or wherever the hell she works. With no toilet. No beds. And the only food they get is used cocaine and three-day old Taco Bell.
And every night he has to watch Stone push 46 Nerds up his urethra.
That’s how bad…

I showered at the gym in college. Then, when I was an adult I joined a non school gym. Honest to god, what I am about to tell you is true.

Jerry’s done a lot of coke in his life, right?
I’ve assumed that since I was like, oh, 12, that he has done it a lot and would never get in trouble for it.

I see my point flew directly over your head.
I’m not shocked at all.

Fuck this idea that the flag means more to the military.

I remember Roger Cedeno and Jack Armstrong, who somehow had Starting Lineup figures.

So yeah, I used to work at a Digital First Media company. Jim Brady was one of the head honchos.
My read on him was that he was a pretty nice guy and cared about the industry. I thought he cared about underlings and doing a good job.

But this. Velvet Jesus, what happened here?

I’ll tell you what happened.

This shit is…

Let it sink in that a journalist is in trouble for stating a fact.
Meanwhile people at FoxFuckingNews spout all sorts of nonsense and don’t get in trouble unless they’ve whipped out their dick, taken a photo of it and sent it, unbidden, to at least 16 female colleagues.
Now I’m not against conservative media. They can…

For the record, most of the actual alumni I know feel the way I do. The subway alumni have been terrible.

For the record, I’m a Penn Stater and you’ll never find me defending Sandusky, Paterno or any of the fuckwits who let those kids down.

Is Roger Goodell Ed Sheeran’s overbearing dad, who showers in a power suit before strangling and eating a puppy In a biweekly ritual?

He belongs more than Rodman, a one-trick pony who was a liability on offense and not particularly great at defense, just rebounding.

I just want to say I really enjoyed Damon’s writing here.