“Us” being...

Think Lexi, think!

You are the only one here inserting u into the behavior.

Police are #1 with a bullet

*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

And the rest of the country...

Then you have never seen an Eagles fan blow a .099.

They haven’t paid for any abortions since 1977, dumbass.

I'm actually thinking of pitching that to Deadspin as a piece. Will It Punt?!

“As I watched everyone file out, I thought of a moment during Tana Goertz’s opening-act speech earlier in the day, when she pleaded with everyone to eat more of the food outside. “Mr. Trump can’t take all this food home on the plane,” she told us. “There’s not enough room.” And so as all of Trump’s energized…

Cleanse your palate with a little Elizabeth Warren, in which she asks the Republicans if they have fallen down and hit their heads.

Fuuuucckkk. Where did I get 1,001? Seriously, that’s weird. Teach me to google before I post.....

The gluten story reminds me of a lunch I had with a friend who came and visited me from out of town. She let me know that she really hated garlic and would tolerate it if necessary but could I please avoid it in the meals I cook. It was a little bit of an imposition as I tend to double or triple garlic amounts in…

“It’s a graphic that we worked with the Senate Democratic leadership to put together...”

Yeah, mine is a shitbag wrapped in sadness.

While we’re at it, maybe we can SERIOUSLY investigate Obama’s birth certificate, and maybe finally PAY ATTENTION to the fact that 9/11 was an inside job.

“I always forget we can go to the bar for breakfast.”

I didn’t need youtube of The Corinthian.

It’s a complicated thing. I don’t think anyone has been missing the point; it’s more that sometimes the best thing to do is to just shut up, in this case for any number of good reasons ranging from not wanting to make things worse to not wanting to climb over friends and colleagues to get away from something. But I…

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