And before you think any of them are good, here’s Dent (who I focused on because his district is not that far north of my own):

Which is an AMAZINGLY reductive and racist/sexist attitude. Like the idea that anyone who isn’t a white man cares solely about having someone who looks like them in the top spot because they aren’t complex enough to care about anything more complicated than that. Hurf, well, Ben Carson is a literal nightmare and…

Yes. And that explains why it’s everywhere - companies cashing in while they can.

This was my result and reaction, too. Then I realized there is literally no result I would have been happy about, which is the entire point of this quiz - fuck ALL these fucking assholes. I remember when 2000 McCain actually seemed like an OK dude* - that’s the last Republican candidate I didn’t want to punch…

This joke is from PFT!

Forgive my language, but fuck that. If we’re going to be such cowards that the mere idea of the Republicans stamping their feet and destroying America because they don’t like the man who got elected is enough to cause us, the god damn people, to try and elect (not just vote, the least you can do, but to go out and try…

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Not a great movie, but has some decent laughs if you’re down with the View Askewniverse.

Yeah, I’ve been there. SEPTA’s obviously only ideal if you’re headed into the city - cross county is nearly impossible. Lansdale to King of Prussia was a fun time for me back when I didn’t drive. Anyway, that’s ridiculous and a prime example of what these idiots are doing to women when then advocate for defunding PP.…

Hello, fellow resident of Bucks County. My mother used to work at that PP office - I volunteered there as a teenager (just putting stickers on birth control pill dispensers). It’s pretty ridiculous that they had to close it.

Is that show ever going to finish up? All this and Gargantua-2 was like a year ago at this point, right? And it was amazing but come on guys.

He looks like a fucking cartoon of a farmer.

As much as I don’t use Facebook and do use Twitter, take a look at Twitter’s stock price (and how it’s gone since the IPO) vs Facebook’s.

You showed him.

Out long enough? How do you rehab a missing finger?

Specifically York, which is...kind of a rough area.

I honestly believe Ventura is not as dumb as Walker, which is an admittedly basement standard. Ventura is about 40 times crazier than Walker, but Walker is mind-bendingly dumb.

Agreed, largely because it is ENTIRELY self-wrought.

Let us not forget his classic blunder that resulted in “Oops! All Berries!” Cap’n Crunch cannot be relied upon!

Now adjust it for a 20 or 30 year span and the Redwings have the same sort of massive gap.

*Walks in on two Flyers fans giving each other tearful HJs in the janitor’s closet, backs out awkwardly*