Yeah but please don’t do this

Just remember who is fighting for univeral healthcare come 2016 #feelthebern

$1.6M for 80* home games.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

I’ll take that up. Bourbon is a type of Whiskey. So is Scotch. It would be the equivalent of going into a pet store, asking for a mammal, and ridiculing someone for bringing out a dog or a cat. Sorry, but that guy is a moron.

Does it look like I know how your shit works? SURE. EVERYWHERE. I’LL JUST DO IT EVERWHERE.

all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

I’m pretty upset with how Jezebel readers are being so incredibly dismissive and actually shitty about this.
Nursing is a predominantly female occupation and as such has routinely been dismissed as a less than vocation for exactly that reason. We have to fight to be taken seriously ALL the time. I get shitty comments…

There is no way in hell I am a Mike Huckabee fuck this quiz.

That’s the thing. I said this on Gawker, but if anyone associated with the school had thought, for even one second, that it was a bomb, the reaction would have be massively different. The school would have been evacuated. The bomb squad would have been called. The teacher wouldn’t have put the “bomb” in her fucking…

Well if a guy with a fucked up hand can start a 40 without falling on his face, then I imagine anyone could.

That header image will stop people at work from daring to visit Jezebel today. Might I suggest this alternative?

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

I know your heart is in the right place, but I think this is the worst thing you can do. She is going to put that in the back of her mind and then at the worst possible time she’s going to lose it with some sort of rant: “I’m the one being passive-aggressive! Well at least I have the balls to tell someone my opinion…

Hey guy with the wife who makes lunches, Don’t worry. she will stop making you lunches soon. no human is that great that they’ll make sandwiches for their SO, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer. Some day, she'l just realize "fuck it, i cannot be bothered today" and you'll get all misty eyed and think…

Do you really think we’re going to fall for this? Stop trying to discourage the competition so you can selfishly win all of the money, Barry.

The main reason he’s supposedly “unelectable” is that everyone keeps saying it’s so.

Bernie’s only unelectable if people who like him but say he’s unelectable don’t go out and vote for him.

Can we agree, going forward, to refer to multiple errors in his pieces as “Reiss erroni?”