He cried for your grins.

Fortunately I did not know him during tax season ;)

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.

Curt Schilling Confused By "Economy, Laws" in "Rhode/Island"

I said the same thing to my parents at peobably the same age. However, instead of yelling at me, they responded in the affirmative and high-fived each other. That was the last time I tried to embarrass my parents- it just doesn't work.

I'm of the firm belief that one shouldn't be addressed as "Doctor_______" unless you are a medical doctor of some type. With the obvious exception of Dr. J of course.

As an attorney, I believe you have #23 ranked too high. More appropriately on the list it should immediately follow 'being hit by car' with business card in hand.

Detroit mayor: "Hooray, what a glorious day! Our troubles are over! Those big city boys have come to the rescue!"

Whoever did the web design for the GQ site should be shot. WHY DOES THE HEADLINE BAR SCROLL TOO?

This is just... never not going to be amazing and funny.

Wow. What a one-sided article. The vote spam is actually about ethics in games journalism.

Today, we're covering poop, car washes, bread, orgasms, and more.

Haha, yes, please perform the "drunk guy approaching women on the street" experiment. The women will love it, and your research will be invaluable.

"fate made him act like shit." Listen, troll, I hope you're as generous with me when I punch you right in the fucking golf ball that encases the garbage that you call your brain. It will be Fate acting through me.

Powell says they " ran a train on it." Rather than her. As in, they passed the paper down a line and copied it. Even unc players can't get away with running trains on tutors in class. I think.

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

So your theory is that we posted it today and then UConn traveled through time to yesterday so they could issue a release announcing the suspension?

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