No. See, this is where people get confused, and I get it. But that's not what homosexuality is. Homosexuality is not an action or a lifestyle. Homosexuality is an attraction. A person can choose to live that kind of lifestyle or not, they can choose to act on their feelings or not, they can choose who they have sex…

when I was 3 I used to make my dad read me this as a bedtime story all the time. Because it always made him cry and I thought it was hilarious to see him cry. I just had my first child 14 months ago and my dad bought me a copy of the book for her. I cry every time I read it. Karmas a real asshole.

Presto Flo: Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my hat...

He needs to go back to making Good Eats episodes. Cutthroat kitchen is a fucking disaster. It's like Chopped with leprosy.

Oh, the spectre lingers longer than that. My birthday is January 12th, and my family still tried to foist the dreaded "combination gift" (i.e. that shitty thing they bought at a Post-Christmas clearance sale for less than they would have spent combined on either a Christmas or birthday gift for anyone else) off on me…

Hi Drew. Big fan. Can you please address whether it's okay for grown-ass people to do their daily shit at the office? I heartily say no. Healthy adults have their shit clocks calibrated. Mine pings right after my first cup of at-home coffee. Sometimes one at night too if I'm feel fancy free. But damn, the mouth…

I wish my dad did that to me when I was 2. It would have saved me a lot of subsequent pain and suffering from being a Browns fan.

I can't believe that I'm JUST NOW making the connection that Bat Manuel appeared in the new Batman movies.

Was there a madman in the basement, tapping on the knife with a radiator, waiting for me to come down and check it out so he could slit my throat from ear to ear?

"Think for yourselves"

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Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

Except it's not body shaming to say that people have preferences and for your body not to be part of those. You're not entitled to attraction from others.

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

The only time I might eat in bed is if I am at a hotel. Otherwise, food doesn't enter my bedroom. Some things really do need to be kept separate in my mind.

Why do you want them all to get autism? Isn't Ebola enough, you monster?

+1. That, and not recognizing rap (among others) as a music genre. WTF were you thinking?

Do you have any opinions that are not completely wrong.

So, that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Bitches, man.