Samer Kalaf RESPONDS to Troll.

Yeah, and if a ten year old hits me I'm sure as hell knocking him out cold, too!

I thought the same thing. Call me a soft dog lover but I felt so bad for the dog.

Surely, Ms. Faircloth, you feel the same way about Jezebel's parent company, Gawker media.

Clearly this is a victory for all men who've ever accidentally mistook their significant other for a burglar while shooting them repeatedly as they screamed for help from behind a locked bathroom door.

Abusers generally don't target women who are strong, confident, and independent. They target women who are compromised, manipulable, and who are less likely to stand up for themselves. Then they manipulate the victim into feeling like the abuse is the victim's fault, that the abuse is normal, and that the victim has…

I've been informed that Canada did the temperatures wrong and it is not, in fact, below freezing.

Goodbye password123 and hello password321.

Or Kevin could have called the listing site and informed them of the error. But I guess fucking with teenagers or any minimum wage employee who had nothing to do with the erroneous listing is too much fun to pass up.

"I think there's a lot worse things that go on in other people's households, also,"

Maybe it's because you started drinking a glass of milk every night.

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

That's not the full email—the rest is boring stuff about family news—but I did not make it up. My dad has very hot sports takes.

The inability of commenters to recognize a joke is painfully embarrassing and a sad commentary on the stunted literary intellect of the average inter webs mongrel.

That first story is just unbelievable. Airlines let expectant mothers fly in their third trimester?

Yes, that is where I worked. I worked in the Gloria Steinem counseling and liberation center.

Anyone who's not fully sold on Brady by now can go root for the Browns for some goddamn perspective.

Aww! Take it from me — I'm the only person in my country who has my name — there's a LOT to be said for having a super bland, recognizable, non-conversation-starter name.