Which is worse: The middle finger or the Washington team's name? Yet, Johnny Football gets the fine. :/

I want this to be the newest "MISANDRY" gif. Just look at how much she despises that phallic banana! She just throws it away!

I'm a Browns fan, too, and I don't want to see the Browns.

I'm here to give you the attention you so desperately seek.

No, the real tragedy here is that your post exists.

Jesus Christ.

Honestly? Get rid of inline images in comments. Sure, we all love cat GIFs, but if that is the price for being able to have a discussion without being assaulted with violent pornography then I think it is worth it. That or going back to the greys are the only effective solutions. At least give authors the option…

The first incident I remember on The Trip (as it came to be known in my family) was a rock kicked up by a truck hitting the windshield of our minivan and taking out a decent size chunk of glass.

Everyone hates you.

The sad thing is that 12 weeks paid maternity leave shouldn't be considered a "good deal" it should be considered "absolute minimum standard."

No one was talking about welfare. This article isn't about welfare. That you make the assumption that all Hispanics are illegal just proves that you are a racist piece of trash.

FedEx Field doesn't give two f's.

I don't think there's really anything that "can never be discussed"; the disturbing thing here is he's got 2 minutes to ramble on TV about domestic abuse, and he uses 1.9 of them to discuss victim's actions, so what does that indicate about where his head's at re domestic violence on the whole? We didn't comb through…

This is my 9 year old daughter's absolute favorite movie. Once we were visiting San Francisco and I mentioned we were going to visit Chinatown. She absolutely freaked out and didn't want to go. When I asked her why, she told me "I have green eyes. Lo Pan is gonna get me."

He promptly lost his erection, which makes me feel good about his basic humanity — so thanks, Autoblow2, for that.

Now imagine that inside the Fleshlight is deafeningly loud machinery that causes a pair of rings to grip the artificial-skin sleeve and move up and down at varying speeds.

The jizzing may not be intentional. Sometimes in the interest of spicing things up, a married couple may have sex on their couch while watching Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle Goes HUAC, only to realize post-coitus that there has been collateral damage and praying to the god of yuppiedom that Pottery Barn still…

How is that even a thought that goes through your head? Yes, his moving speech about living with cancer would certainly be less moving if he did not, in fact, have cancer. It was a great speech on a topic we'll all have to deal with sooner or later, please keep your pseudo-edgy comments to yourself.