It seems like you wanna be asked, so I'm asking: why the hate?

Isn't the issue that the transaction fee hurts the store, not that people have to wait 28 fucking seconds?

I understand where you are coming from, but I kind of view it like ignoring phone solicitations. If you take the 3 minutes to tell them not to call you any more, you stop getting calls.

One of the programmers I supervise is like this. He's not awesome at social interaction (might be on the spectrum, who knows) but he knows it and what really helps him is direct feedback. He can't read subtle cues, so I give him direct feedback. If you tell creepy robot dude (without rancor) that the fact that he…

Ha! No, that's cool. I guess from the point of view of the Gawker empire, Deadspin will handle the vanilla sports coverage and Jezebel will handle this aspect of the story. In general, that is.

Was being sarcastic, poking fun at myself for nitpicking about nothing.

I'm sorry, I was making fun of myself here, not you. Sorry for being unclear.

I could be wrong but I think the article is referring to Josh Gordon. It would help if the article explained who it meant. Because, let's be honest, that's the real problem here; slightly spotty reporting, not that the NFL completely devalues women.

Shut up, idiot. Hit the road if you don't like it, no one invited you to come piss in the pool.

Gotta pay attention to what the man said. He wins through the way he lives, not by not dying. Everybody dies, and dying of cancer doesn't mean you lose the fight. Otherwise, completely agree.

Yeah I'm sure Hitler's family (if there are any left alive) is just shouting their relationship from the rooftops. At a party: "Oh, me? Well, Hitler was my great-uncle...where are you going?"

Which explains why you want to shoot your mouth off on the internet; you don't get a chance to speak your mind any other way.

The smile at the end is the BEST.

You've spotted the part in the exercise where I gave up on editing and just kicked the comment out. Although I would argue the coffee bean itself IS poop under the definition that it processed through a digestive tract (as being distinct from, say, a dime you ate by accident).

Yeah, I wasn't dissatisfied with that one for a number of reasons. I could have gone with a "your mom" joke but I didn't like that either.

Antarctica is a desert. Rape isn't fun. I don't personally drink civet coffee, but some people seem to like it.

Homeboy is worth $140 million. He may look like a goof and act like a sack of garbage, but he's got the tall dollars.

I definitely had tearbloom right before hitting that sentence.

The parenthetical explanation that Canada is the country you are talking about is wonderfully snide.

43 dudes using the same HBO Go account.