No, this is the thin blue line flag

Boban only pawn in game of life.

Yeah otherwise it would look ridiculous

Because the grass gets bent over and ruins the effect.

Kids are fun to fuck with but you gotta keep it on this side of the line.  I told my niece that, because I’m a lawyer, I had asked a judge to legally change her dogs’ names to Dog 1 and Dog 2 and it was illegal to call them anything else.  That provided humor for a solid year with no obvious psychological scars.

Y’all may not understand and that’s kool!!!

That’s me in the corner... that’s me in the spotlight... dodging pugilism.

I don’t think we’d be having this conversation if I didn’t fumble the football

I’m thoroughly pissed off at the state of humanity right now.

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

Counterpoint: It is possible to have fun even as an adult.

Steph’s transformation from “delightful novelty on obscure team” to “unstoppable colossus that changed the history of basketball” is one of the more surprising sports turns I can recall 

“Can’t say I didn’t warn you.”

As a Bears fan, this was me:

The money didn’t actually evaporate.

“Call my ex-wife, Please!” - Josh Duhamel  

1. By Josh Duhamel’s estimation we are all pricks who owe Fergie an apology.

Disagree, its that freaky “perfectly straight across” hairline.