He’s getting roasted on Twitter, but I think he’ll be fine. By the looks of the stock photograph, he’s been taking it on the chin most of his life.

some of it is laid out here.

The UFC ran promos of Conor launching a dolly into a van of fighters in the lead-up to this fight. Multiple fighters were injured in the attack. The UFC ran with the promo anyway, literally using violence outside the Octagon as a way to sell the violence inside of it. The UFC did nothing that I’m aware of as a…

I’m pretty proud of some of the grey responses.

Been there. What you’ve got to do is flip it upside down, move it across the kitchen, flip it over again, and then restart it. If that doesn’t work, repeat the process until it does.

Assholes cannot stop being assholes. It’s amazing. Like, you and I get up, we’re not assholes. Guys like this, they just ooze asshole at every waking moment.  

Lest you forget, McGregor threw a chair through a bus window and caused serious eye injuries to another fighter and forced the cancellation of UFC fights... and was permitted to come back to the Octagon.

This reminds me of how Chris Rock, talking about how the majority of people on welfare in the U.S. were white people, despite the media’s focus on black welfare recipients, told his largely black audience, “But we can’t say, ‘oh, they’re fucked up, so we can be fucked up too.’ That’s ignorant.” Mostly, your statement…

Meanwhile, I tried in university to acquire the nickname ‘T-bone’, but everyone ended up calling me KoKomte.

Good point - Michigan is probably going to get killed out there

Sounds like exactly what Kroger wanted you to do.  

It’s my fault for putting him on my fantasy team.

Mine is a similar story, but opposite fandoms. My dad took me to my first Bears game at Lambeau when I was 12 (my uncle has season tickets). I grew up a Bears fan (I’m not anymore) and my dad is a Packers fan. It was early in Favre’s career, but the Packers crushed the Bears. Late in the game the Bears scored their…

Phil Kessel—well, he actually doesn’t seem to love hot dogs as much as previously thought—but entering his 30s he looks better than ever.

It’s at both Met locations! But the armor is at the Fifth Ave location, so that’s where they went.

You are going to be so embarrassed when you figure it out.

Time to put Elway down. Dude has become a menace. 

He took a lesson from Joey Tribbiani when writing!

Chiefs, not Chargers, ya idjit!

I guess two wrongs don’t make a Reich.