too soon, man

I don’t normally read WWE posts, but I’m glad I read this one.

Or as Judge calls it, the death penalty. 

So my wife and her mom get into some kid’s bar mitzvah (kid still bawling in the back). Her mom lets my wife clean up her spilled styrofoam cup of Evan Williams, before making another puke mess while she’s giving an impromptu speech at said bar mitzvah, sitting there in piss pants and puke shirt

Doesn’t mom still get her own birthday, PLUS Mother’s Day? Moms have it too easy.

This might be a case of “new pot, meet ancient kettle.”

Sorry, I’m not a graphic designer.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

My neighborhood park has the rent the gazebo thing. If you ever wanna see a bunch of middle aged white dads pucker up, it’s when they using it without renting it, and the rightful renter shows up. 

Anyone else need some kind of diagram or power point to clarify who did what and how they were related in the Letter of the Week?

MUDBUTT

You misheard him. He didn’t want his eunuch to see it.

“tripods are not allowed in the seating areas.”

Deadspin is a pro-Gritty shop

DON’T RECORD ME DOING A RACISM!!!!

“Sure Boston is filled with racist ‘Southies’ but what about gun violence in Chicago, huh? How come no one ever talks about that?”

Thank goodness somebody made this about Boston.  Good job.

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

Yeah, right. Definitely seen that on the internet before too.

Because you’d expect it to be porn. Just so we’re all on the same page.