The qb didn’t get hurt so mission accomplished.  What’s the big deal?

“Tom Brady isn’t a wild card QB”.

Gronkowski even declined to return the Lions’ calls

It might actually mellow him out.

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

I half expect to wake up tomorrow to an article that talks about how somehow the Browns used an ineligible player, or Mayfield was on two tons of steroids and horse tranquilizers, so the Browns have to retroactively forfeit.

BAH GOD THAT'S BAKER'S MUSIC

Pretty unbecoming for a guy who went to Harvard.

*Starts reading*

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

I didn’t want to tip our hand, but that process has already begun. Subtly.

SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL JUSTICE!

SlaterJenny has been an active account for all of 3 days and seems to only exist to denounce Kavanaugh’s accuser and insinuate that the Southern Poverty Law Center is fake news.  Don’t fall for that bullshit.

“They never should have gave you rapists money!”

I love that those two tweets came all of three minutes apart. I’m picturing it as the “Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch” of press conferences.

^ This guy?

Fuck it, just trade him to the Patriots for a conditional 2023 6th round pick and get it over with.

Whatever.  As a Bear’s fan I’m glad the Bears traded up to get Trubisky rather than stay put and get Mahomes.  Throwing TD’s is just one aspect of being a NFL QB.

No one cares about your fantasy team.

5. Barstool lives rent free in Deadspin’s head.