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Spending a ton of money on something of moderate value just to send it to a big trash pile? I thought the Canucks already did that with Louis Eriksson.

I worked at a high end dealership for a short period of time after college, and Kobe Bryant was a customer. He once sent his assistants to come in and pick up a car:

Anne Frank is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.

7-9 grain toast. 

found AJ Pierzynski’s burner

By this logic, I’m not sure Hue Jackson has ever watched a game of pro football.

Moses did but he got mad when he saw the golden calf and busted them up.

Sean Doolittle is one of the best baseball guys. Things like this and his(and his wife’s) involvement with the LGBT community in make me like him even though he’s never played for a team I cheer for.

This is the best thing has happened to baseball in years.

Unfortunately you were 10 minutes late on this joke....  

Some fantastic names in this box score, including Jax Biggers, Tanner Gardner, and Sherten Apostel.

From Michigan, watching the greatest living player in Red Wings history...

Worst police is a real tough contest. I’ll accept that MSU is at least seeded.

hey shut up!!!

It’s been getting pretty much worse and worse since they nailed me to a cross.

I would gladly attend this event - please schedule.

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Mrs. Lucille Bluth already owns every piece in this collection.