Dude signed a $100 million contract but can't shell out $4 for some Coppertone.

Agreed. I'll take the ashole tag here. 

“That_Other_Guy is day-to-day with a stair.”

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

I’m not sure that’s how quotation marks work. 

You started an affair with a 17-year old when you were 24? 

But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?

I hope they change it to the dedication to his grandma. Goes to show family is important.

Why? Do you need help with your addiction?

this graphic is truly striking

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

Yeah there's nothing like the golden age. Ernie was amazing and yeah, Kell and Kaline were terrific together.

If he loses the announcing gig, there's no way he's getting hired as a baserunning coach.

I also prefer Gibby but the obvious issue there is his parkinsons. I was a huge fan of his growing up but the reality is that it will eventually prevent him from providing on air analysis. I’ve heard Craig Monroe in the booth a few times and think he might be okay int he long term if they have to get rid of Rod.

This is the most interesting thing to happen to the Detroit Tigers in the last two seasons.