There’s two separate things:

Alex Jones is so gross and desperate that he actually makes Marco Rubio appear human. That is not an easy task to accomplish.

The Last Mayor of Toronto

Barry Sanders >>>>>>∞>>>>>> Jim Brown

Not sarcastic at all. This sport beats the shit out of people to such an extent that one single game has a statistically significant impact on bodily health and monetary value.

This could be a good followup to the Takeout’s is a hotdog a sandwich?

Be honest, you didn’t read the article did you?

I may catch a lot of heat for this one, but I think this bigoted, lumpy sack of cheeseburger is doing a terrible job and never should have been elected.

Being Jewish doesn’t mean someone can’t be racist. Not saying all Jews are racist of course, but a lot are. Particularly toward Muslims.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

I’ve been this asshole. I’ve definitely taken videos and photos of people doing weird (but harmless) stuff and shared it with my besties or boyfriend. Guilty.

Wait, you mean having pineapple on pizza, or the debate about it?

That's not a Pain Elemental, that's my wife!

I give a rat’s ass so long as assholes like Saban and Swinney declare paying the players who helped them “earn” their gaudy salaries would instill in them a “culture of overentitlement.”

Maybe they just forgot, and Romero saw this and was like “hah oh yeah!”.

Now this is the West Side Story related content I come here for. 

Maria, Tailor

Mr. Whiskers, it appears I owe you an apology. I read through this too quickly and thought you were saying it wasn’t different from a bunt-foul ball. I hope you can forgive this hasty internet commentator.