I’m sure the family of the people he killed would be satisfied with a PSA about texting and driving.

A Zetterburger is 10^21 burgers.

It’s insane that he hasn’t missed a game in over 3 seasons. I’m bummed he’s not going to reach 1000 points, but this is absolutely the best thing for him.

It is a league cup came in the middle of the week and Stoke has been playing horribly. I don’t think there was a lot of appetite for this one. Typical matches at the Bet365 stadium are full. 

Nonsense! And I also know that if you put a plunger around your Ethernet cable you can suck more Internet out, so HA!

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

Not only that, but there’s plenty of useful players who can’t hit LHP. Even in a platoon, that’s still 400 PAs vs RHP in a healthy year to do a lot of damage.

Um, your post needs an edit.

Nobody “proves themselves” in 300 PA. He has been worth about the same as Kyke Schwarber was with similar time at the plate and Schwarber has struggled to replicate that. I think he is probably going to be real good, but The Dude abides and the League adjusts.

Does he have any lawyers that aren’t court appointed?

I think part of the spirit of this new rule is to get players to stop just lowering their heads, which is a common theme in every one of these clips. These guys run full speed, drop their heads, and pray.  If they can stop players from doing that and keeping their damn heads up, it’ll go a long way toward solving the…

Thank you for doing this article focusing on the victims.

He traveled.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Don’t make the perfect into the enemy of the good. We’re under no illusions that gun control, properly implemented, will ever get rid of murder completely. That doesn’t mean that we can’t make reasonable efforts to reduce the murder rate and particularly reduce the frequency and casualties of mass violence.

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”.

He’s his own special brand of dumb. When I worked for one of Michigan’s U.S. Senators in the early 90s, Engler was commonly referred to in Democratic circles as Governor Melonhead, and not just because of the shape of his noggin.

This shitswizzler ran the entire fucking state for 12 years, and fucked it so hard my grandkids will still be dealing with it.

Michigan State alumnus here: the fact that it falls on the student paper to hold the administration accountable tells you all you need to know about the grown-ups who are currently in charge of things in East Lansing.

People like Engler are the reason why people like Larry Nassar can get away with their crimes for so long.  He clearly cares not one whit for the victims (or anything really) other than how his University is perceived in the media.  Nassar and Engler will probably be seeing a lot of each other in hell.