No I agree, it is dumb, should have mentioned that. Just saying the Marlins have nothing to do his year except troll other teams.

Nah, it’s just a coincidence I’m sure. 

Powerful people using money and power to keep their power and money!?

“To anybody who thinks it’s rad though...you’re welcome.” 

Newman, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.

Can’t unsee Dr. Steve Brule in that pic.

This Deadspin cross-article promotion is getting out of hand.

“Its the wood that makes it good.”

trucking companies don’t hire anyone who has to take insulin for instance

I trained that fox for years.  YEARS!  Everyone laughed at me but who’s laughing now?!

Like what?
Like white people have power? Like white people killing black people receive smaller penalties and punishments than any other racial combination of perp and victim?
Like white people vote for authoritarian politicians who enable and even encourage racists to harm and kill black folks (as well as every other…

Penny Singleton in the “Blondie” films...28 in total from 1938 to 1950.

That’s nothing. One time, after a night of particularly heavy drinking, I managed to vomit everywhere in my bathroom without so much as a drop making it into the toilet.

One time my brother threw a quarter 20 feet into the toll tray for the car in front of him because the guy was short 25 cents.

The fact that his teammates were crying and praying when it happened was enough for me to know it was horrifying. But to hear a surgeon describe it as a hinge with a single connection.... BUH!

Unlike the Browns OL Coach, I can see you’re a huge fan of stretching.

Did someone say, “blowout” and “jets”?!

Nick:

I love visiting Detroit (New Orleans of the North!) but I swear, anytime you encounter a white person when not in Hamtramck or Southwest, you’re guaranteed to meet one of the most awful human beings on the fucking planet. I get why everyone drives there.

DREW OLD FRIEND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. AND A NOT INSIGNIFICANT PART OF THAT HAPPINESS IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO THE FACT THAT AFTER DECADES OF FUTILE FANDOM I JUST DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIONS ANYMORE