It would be on the pitcher, as an official scorer you cannot honestly give an error to a player because they couldn’t dig it. The pitcher should have delivered an easily catch able ball.

Oh COME ON. The guy is 6-47 with a .312 OPS and two measly RBI. Pathetic!

as an outsider, the mlb is so strange to me. i’m used to the nba, where players can and do frequently carry an entire team. the mlb is strange because the minute to minute action while you’re batting isn’t a team sport at all, but you’re more reliant on your teammates than any other sport i can think of. 

SEAinLA’s real name is Eric Sollenberger. 

Splinter is a few rows over, bud. 

I was going to give you a star for a nice sarcastic take, then I read the next followup and realized you are serious.

“Watch Mamma Mia 2 with me or I’ll slit your throat in your sleep”

As a Rockets fan I disagree with all of these reasonable and accurate points.

the judge should order them to tweet “croatoan” and delete the account 

Porsche lovers will hate me for this, but the prettiest Porsche of the millenium was the original boxster. Beautiful lines, especially compared to the dung beetle shape of the 911.

Good luck! Suncoast Porsche in Florida is the best place to shop for parts online by far. Go to some PCOA meets and just try to bend the ear of the Cayman guys, they’ll give you the straight info. definitely follow Planet-9 forums just to get a quick grasp of some of the ups and downs of ownership.

Found the TLC employee.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

See, this is exactly why I don’t own a Huracan.

And their credit card machine always works!

Headlights that turn on when the wipers are on. My 1999 Grand Cherokee had this feature and no cars I've owned since, though newer and nicer, have offered it. It's idiot proof.

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

Low key bitterness is the best. That's why I crop-dust annoying people with farts as opposed to loudly farting on them in an obvious manner

John Deeres only go so fast...

They got $2500 and and a few games off. I think that’s called a paid vacation