You just created his Wikipedia page, didn’t you?

This is a misleading article. They’ve been considering this rule change at least since Junior Seau skipped his enshrinement. 

In 2011 The Red Sox blew a 9 game lead in September. They have a whole ‘nother month to f**k things up on top of that. Like all sports fans, I have a sort of fatalistic belief my team will find a way to ruin a good thing - so as a Red Sox Fan, I’ll still pretend tomorrow is the beginning of the unraveling...until the…

We’re getting into some real hair splitting shit when we say one guy had more ability and the other guy had more skill. 

Their situations are different and you know it. You’re talking about stuff that happened off the field.

No one wants to talk to you, and smearing yourself in shit and screaming your lungs out isn’t going to change that. 

The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

No surprise that his slander of a great chicken man would piss off Purdue.

This is outrageous! The pizza papa is a part of our history, and they’re wiping our history off of buildings to appease people offended by his use of racial slurs. What’s next? Removing statues of people who were in open rebellion of the United States over the issue of owning people?

Pffft. Growing up Irish-Catholic in a Boston suburb, my Aunt, Katherine O’Conner, also had that Fearsome Tater-Mashing Power...

On the one hand, fuck the NFL for making games more and more unwatchable every year. We didn’t know what a legal catch was, and now we’re not going to know what a legal tackle is, and more importantly the players won’t know that either. But on the OTHER hand, fuck the people who yearn for the halcyon days of players…

Do they, per chance, offer franchising opportunities?

I thought this was going to be a story about LeBron and Tom Brady eating at a Greek taverna.  

I just finished a 14 hour shift, my brain apparently working at about 10% capacity as the joke went way over my head DESPITE reading the whole comment.

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

Ok...I’m going to try to explain this to you. White people, stay with me here, white people are the ones that oppress other races of people. Jokes about disenfranchising whites are largely funny and not racist because it represents evening the playing field between the races. Meanwhile, when white people joke about…

I think by not standing is what got you in this situation in the first place.

48-year-old grown ass man here.  Let’s just say I wouldn’t be stepping to young Mr. Blaze.

If you can grab him by the dreads, you’re probably big enough that you can hold him up by them at arm’s length. Good luck getting to that point, though.

Of course he’s coaching in Florence. That’s Dante’s hometown! He’s gotta bone up on the circles before he goes to hell. Forewarned is forearmed and all that.