I’m from Michigan. I know many of your kind. You’re welcome here. 

You wouldn’t happen to pay attention to the NFL, would ya? Because we have a clear and recent example of a blown call without the assistance of video review being game-deciding and the world imploded about it. If it went the other way and the goal in this CL game was the result of bad officiating, people would be…

Christ. 

It’s akin to a chronic illness with occasional flare-ups. That’s a good point.

Without Blake, this has been and will continue to be a truly pointless series until its merciful end.  Even if Blake comes back now, there’s no way that the Pistons dig out of the 2 game hole.  I AM A SAD DETROIT SPORTS FAN FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME. 

AFC Central?

I mean, AFC East plays both the NFC East and the AFC North, potentially the two other worst divisions in the league right now.  They play the Patriots twice, but in the other 14 games, they play the Bills/Jets and Dolphins twice.  Even assuming guaranteed losses against the Patriots, that’s still very favorable for…

Mike Clay is the ESPN stat projections guy, so it’s based on the current roster’s stat projections. Of course it’s super hypothetical, but that’s all that can really be done right now. As an example, it wouldn’t be correct to run Steeler’s projections with AB’s production from 2018 for the 2019 season since he’s not…

I also saw this post prior to seeing Tom’s post and was confused on what took place.  

When it’s released, I’m definitely going to watch it. For now though, I’m actually appreciative of the judge for the gift of a few more weeks of not having seen Robert Kraft’s hog.

I realize that you can’t undo stupid college-aged shit, but even if it’s like that, maybe that’s still a shitty thing to do and a good reason to not frequent a laundromat. If you’ve reach a point where you’re asking yourself “is this jizz real or fake?”, maybe the answer doesn’t matter.

The tied-off portion is what bums me out the most about that story. You don’t accidentally forget about a jizz balloon. You plant it for others to find.

Can you share the year, make, and model to which you’re referring?  I’m not saying that you’re incorrect, but with all kinds of new technology, people hold on to shortcomings of early iterations long after they’ve been overcome by newer models. 

Some of us are still dumb enough to live in cities where you don’t have in-unit, or even in-building, washers.  It’s the most attractive thing about the suburbs for me. 

Doesn’t Cafe Luigi close at like 9 or 10 though?

This is a truly wild thread. How can commenters claim to know your scents or lack thereof better than you/those around you? This is usually a pretty smart bunch, but to definitively tell someone that they stink through the internet is wild behavior. Also, everyone seems to think that this is cost related? No one with…

Please cite this stat. I shit twice a week at most, so the only production the other days is from farting? How could the production be that high?

I think the couple paragraph before where he says (paraphrasing) that there’s value in creating fear and that a 5+game misconduct would be appreciated by his team is the part that has real hockey applicability. I agree that few fans like a 2 minute hooking call, but a lot of fans appreciate their teams’ enforcers when…

I agree, I think it’s dumb. It objectively hurts your team to put yourself short handed. I switched it to a negative stat in the league that I’m in.