I wrote this comment prior to realizing that this article was about rape.  Sorry everybody. :(

Also, Dwayne Wade is starting at the other end of the court.  Fun!

Is that list up-to-date?  It shows Iginla and Zetterberg as active, and doesn’t seem to list a “current as of” date.

Someone should publish a list of principles that, if followed, would allow a person to leave no trace. That list could then be distributed to all visitors in the form of a brochure, which could be handed to said visitor when they arrive at the park. Maybe at a check-in kiosk or something. Of course, there would have…

Remember when Kobe put up 60 in his final game? 

Russell Westbrook is a chucker.  Reviewing his stats this year has been pretty illuminating.

You can find The Ding Dong Song on a lot of the internet-based jukeboxes in bars.

That’s fair, he did break. However, as much as I know I’m not supposed to like breaking, it gets me. I’m a contagious laugher. :(

The Lobster-Les Mis sketch is probably the best sketch of the last 5 years.  The fuck are you talking about?

But how many stars do I get in that example?

If someone can explain that, it sure as shit ain’t me. 

ARTURO, CAN YOU FUCKIN’ IMAGINE. UGGHHHHH.

Do we have any idea how much Mayweather got for this fight? Because this is the equivalent of someone signing autographs at the fuckin’ car show, and I need to know how much he made so that I can stew about it. 

Holy smokes, that was 8 question marks. To answer the first group of questions, yes, I was hoping for something more substantial than seeing them on television.  The three examples you gave would have been wonderful, but there are others I likely would have accepted. 

Maybe watching the Raiders to this point has me hypnotized, but this... makes sense...?

This feels just like a semantical argument. The “all-time” component can be as long or as short as the sport has been played. Major League Baseball’s GOAT is about twice as long as the NFL’s, which is fine. Saying that she’s the greatest female fighter of all time isn’t incorrect on the basis of that timeline only…

I really thought you had stronger evidence than just “they’re both bigger than they normally are” :(

Just counting misspellings, I’ve got 8.  Anyone else spot more than that?

https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/s/simmobe01.html

What’s meant by “that Jeff Novitzky”? I tried to do a quick google but it just turned up everything related back to this story/his recent appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast.