True, I guess I wasn’t so much referring to the actual chronological time spent, but rather the mental process of thinking “I should take a photo of this”, taking a bunch of photos, and then promptly not giving a shit about the photos.  Seems weird. 

Seconded, that’s sociopath behavior. Why spend the time to take that many shots and then legitimately not care about the result? Just don’t take the pictures in the first place.

If a photo of an event is no different than all of the 25,000 other photos on your hard drive, are you sure that the event is that important to start with?

Brother, the fact that you’re talking like photos are not possibly tangible is just straight bananas and makes me think that there’s no way you were born before 1990.

People are sentimental suckers, man.  

I see how it works now, he knocks me out of commission, so you can strut around in your fancy #1 shirt.

I’m assuming that Tom was excluding the Warriors from that statement, mostly because while saying that the Warriors will be fine, the assumption is that they will not be playing against the Warriors. Would be wild though.

We’ve got to build some walls around this. Are they both skills that you will have forever? My knees post-30 have not allowed me to continue dunking, so if I could still be spit shining my hog, I mean... The riddle answers itself. 

I knew he was suspended, I was kind of just being a wang about it to prove my point. I regret it, and I apologize.

Interesting, I didn’t realize that he’d only played 14 games this year. Why is that?

I don’t agree with that.  There have been a lot of skilled enforcers/goons over the years. I grew up watching 90's Red Wings hockey and they had a few goons that could put up multi-point games regularly. 

A goon and a dirty player are two different things. Crosby is a dirty player, and Wilson is a goon. “Goon” is just a pejorative for “enforcer”, but goons exist and Wilson is one of them.

I lived in Fairfax Count for a number of years but this was the age range of getting handjobs in the parking lot of the Tyson’s Galleria, so it makes sense that I never would have gone out to Loudoun.

“Adult Detention Center” is the fakest sounding shit I’ve ever heard. 

Also, the Pixel Slate may be a better buy if you’re just going for screen size.  If you don’t use iOS specific features, you’re getting the same screen size for half the cost.

Also, the Pixel Slate may be a better buy if you’re just going for screen size.  If you don’t use iOS specific…

BOOOOOOOO

Thank you. Confirmed, I’m still very funny and lots of people know. 

You could have specified that you meant the 12.9" iPad Pro. The smaller iPad Pro and standard iPad have roughly the same sized screen, and the statement to which you’re responding is likely correct in that case.

You could have specified that you meant the 12.9" iPad Pro. The smaller iPad Pro and standard iPad have roughly the…

You are not the only one.  When I click the drop down, I have ghost notifications.  I know that people like me and think that I’m really funny, I just can’t see how many. 

Wait, you didn’t say why you need the Pro over the standard.  Just for the screen size? Is it a refresh rate thing for tracking the scores? Effective resolution at the distance you’re reading from?

Wait, you didn’t say why you need the Pro over the standard.  Just for the screen size? Is it a refresh rate thing…