I live here, and off the JMZ as well. Perhaps I don’t know the spots, but the party stores I know of off the JMZ aren’t 24 hours.  I’m thinking primarily of the one at the Flushing stop, but I’m sure there are others. 

I know! I vetted it prior to posting.  It’s clearly pre-Grayson Allen though, which calls for a serious update.  He’s top 5. 

Here you go, bubba!

Nathan Peterman eats tomato soup with a fork. 

It’s also patently false. Were they bringing a pinata to a restaurant at 10:30 at night? Also, if that is the time their reservations fell through, there would be no time to buy a pinata. This is entirely bullshit.

Interesting, I hadn’t considered adding them to the crusade. I’d think they’d add a bit more of a service beyond the simple “my internet connection is faster than yours” that every chud ticket scalper uses. Tell me more!

That’s interesting.  I had no idea it affected that world, though I don’t drink.  People sell beer second hand?  Is that legal?  Tell me so much more. 

Am I being a bush-league Robin Hood or a total wet blanket when I rally against people buying shit that they don’t want just to charge more money from the person who really does want it?  I have a similar take on sporting event/concert tickets. 

Yeahhhh, that ain’t a good take. He’s a garbage human, but he’s got a very good amount of originality.  

Even so, I want you to be happy.

That seems to be the prevailing unit that’s used to measure the impact of bullets, so I thought it was the correct unit to solve for. I could be wrong though. People seem to be really mad at me, so it’s likely that I’m wrong.

I’m having fun with some force calculations now, so I’m excited to run the numbers for this:

I ran some more numbers on this and a 8.25 gram unit thrown at 70 mph generates roughly 3 foot-pounds of energy. This is less than the amount of force behind a baseball (142 grams) thrown at 20 mph, which is 4 foot-pounds. For reference, that is slower than pitches in slow-pitch softball, and people get clunked in the…

http://mythbusters.wikia.com/wiki/Penny_Drop_Myth

A player on the field, and a manager off the field are not the same thing. Point taken on the second part though. Seems like a bit of a stretch to think that the referee would do anything about in response to a fan throwing something at a manager, but hey, couldn’t hurt to try.

Great point. They are roughly 40% heavier than a US Quarter, going to 8.25 grams from 5.67 grams. This was the missing piece.

Can a soccer fan educate me on why a manager would fall down from an injury that clearly would not take a person down?  Is there a way that the refs could give an advantage to his team if he sells his injury? I haven’t got the foggiest idea of why he fell to the ground. 

I’m not an avid fan, so feel free to roast me:

Has gymnastics always weighted difficulty as highly as it does now, or was it shifted similarly to ice skating? I’m pro-Biles, but I remember being very upset with that judgment structure during the ice skating final at the last Olympics.

This is a weird argument to have, but you seem to be asking for my real-time thought process, so let’s dive in, shall we?