He’s listed as the CEO, which is usually not a position of sole ownership, but he is the baddest, dirtiest mother fucker on earth, so who knows!

I know it’s only been 24 hours but like... how is this mother fucker still employed?

Donald Trump is about to open the next State of the Union by listing the guys he thinks are his Grinders. It will be wildly misinterpreted.

Deadspin’s on that infinite scroll now, my dude!

My bad!  I saw the header image and didn’t want to see the video, so I just sort of assumed the image was from the video. 

Maybe we don’t need a video of people dying though.  Some people may need this, but I don’t think the average joe needs this.  

You’d be in the trash almost immediately.

What’s the process for players to seek a transfer to another school?  I know it’s usually only done when a top recruit is stuck behind a starter and wants to get playing time, but the entire team should be able to transfer elsewhere, right?

That’s a rock solid comeback. The first statement in your original post is butt and dumb, but damn, I can no longer be mad at you.

Can you elaborate on why you would like that?

We don’t do pixelated memes here.  This is more a place for groan-inducing puns and deep cut references that require research to understand.

That makes two of us, bubba.

You may not be as mindful as you think you are, bub.

Quick question on these favorites posts: How typical is the earliest comment chronologically a finalist? I think I was on within 5-10 minutes of the post and AKBrian’s comment had just gone up.

Quick question on these favorites posts: How typical is the earliest comment chronologically a finalist? I think I…

If you need something down to -30, then you’re clearly familiar with needing a variety of cold weather garments designed for various temperature ranges.  If you wear a -30 glove when it’s 20 degrees out, you’ll be very ill-prepared.  

If you need something down to -30, then you’re clearly familiar with needing a variety of cold weather garments…

As someone with family that has mental health problems, I promise you that mental health problems and economic problems are almost always related. 

We have so many lawyers in the Deadspin comments that people who aren’t lawyers should stop dropping their takes willy nilly.  All these burners keep getting dunked on by StephCoconutCurry, Esq. et al. 

Not only is there room for both approaches, I think that both are necessary. You need an idealist and a pragmatist in these sorts of cases. End goals need to be set by the idealists and incremental progress is typically done by the pragmatists.*

This is a weird time and place to ask the simple question, “can some things be true while other things are not true?”

Heads up, that ka-bar knife is a fixed blade, not a folder.

Heads up, that ka-bar knife is a fixed blade, not a folder.