Holy smokes, this is nuckin’ futs.  Keep going, my dude.

What is the most severe injury you’ve incurred as an adult?

Roe and caviar seem similar but don’t scratch the same itch for me. The texture is the most similar thing, so if that was your turn off, feel free to keep on moving. If it was the taste that you didn’t like though, you should give caviar a try.

BOOOOOOO.

You looked so happy in the video. I’m sorry you’re so sad now. 

“Said a damp fan” is a slow burn that I fear will go underappreciated.

Wait, what are we talking about here? All of the articles linked said that there are right and wrong ways to use a carrier. Two of them even have the same graphic showing a carrier in use, saying “better”. I may have lost your point. If you’re saying that using a carrier incorrectly can hurt your baby, hell yeah, we…

You can’t just tell me or anyone else to google it. If you’re going to make a scientific argument, present your research.

Please cite your research for carrying vs carrier and the associated impacts. 

I mean, I haven’t landed that trick in competition and neither has she, so in a way, we’re equals.  This headline duped me into thinking that she was better than me, BUT NAH. 

Cite your source on how airline travel equates to hundreds of thousands of dollars. 

Man, dating men sounds dreadful.

What no one is answering is WHY.  Why is it preferential to stand in the shower with the head pointed elsewhere, as opposed to not standing in the shower at all?  If you aren’t standing in the shower at all, the cold mist has no chance of hitting you, and there don’t seem to be any pros to just standing in there. Help!

Oh, this is fun!

Oh okay, you’re for real here. You seem to be saying that fucking black people means that you are less racist than if you are just friends with black people.

I didn’t see that the joke until it was too late, and then splat.

Where’d you get drafted?

I agree with your premise, but that analogy is horrible. There are several reasons, but one of such reasons being that if you drive drunk and kill someone, you get a DUI and Vehicular Manslaughter, which are independent charges and each of which you could get without the other.

Oh, so she has black friends.  Thanks for the update. 

Thank you for sharing your story.  I now see that it’s completely irrelevant and you just wanted to talk.  Continue about your business.