I have so many dumb and reprehensible tattoos, but you have to be a special brand of doofus to get your own name tattooed on your stomach. 

Being a Pistons fan at the Palace that night was the dopest thing that could have happened to a 17 year old me, so I’m glad he did that. Athletes should honestly fight fans more. This is only like 65% a joke.

Neal Brennan has a bit very similar to this on 3 Mics.

Welp, can’t unsee that.

This is quite thorough. 

Escriva,

Really took a sharp turn at the end there. 

Counterpoint: Fuck Floyd Landis. 

A dutch oven that only oven safe to 300 degrees?  Is that a misprint? 

A dutch oven that only oven safe to 300 degrees?  Is that a misprint? 

Wait, how much do you spend on jeans!?

(Man with a full body suit that recently gained 15 pounds as the result of training)

Also, testosterone supplements aren’t illegal? 

Dang, that’s a take! Of course it has nothing to do with the comment you’re responding to, but it’s still a sentence, so good job!

I don’t want to say it, but if the best we have is that his cabin is nicer than a cabin ought to be, I think we haters have to take a lap and wait for more intel. 

You’re on the comments of a GMG blog post. No one here disagrees with that opinion. 

Going with the extra long train was a mistake.  She’s just going to pull that over your head and clobber you.

I don’t know, man.  Seems like real magic to me. 

Huh?

I viked it when it started, and I viked it a lot less by the end. :/

I know Uncle Drew just came out, but you’re giving way too much credit to NBA players’ acting chops.