+1 Stanley Nickel

I mean... 

I was in high school over 15 years ago and they’d already cracked that code on that. Fingertips were the length cutoff for any shorts, regardless of fabric or gender.  This isn’t rocket appliances.

Does anyone have a working theory on just how the girls are to blame for boys not being able to wear athletic shorts past the knee? Smash that like button and leave it in the comments below. 

You could have just posted the Blue Lives Matter flag and saved yourself some characters, my guy.  I’m trying to increase your efficiency. 

I don’t know if this is racist! Someone help me!

My whole body seized up when I read that, preparing to be hit by every mother I know.

Remember when the Tigers had Verlander, Scherzer, Porcello, Price, and Sanchez, Miggy won the triple crown, J.D Martinez and Victor Martinez were both .300+, and they couldn’t win a World Series?

I don’t think it’s that nuts to assume he was being hyperbolic and probably just meant in a long time.  Saying that he had good movies that came out 28 years ago instead of 35 years ago kind of proves his point.

people love islands fuck you

Yeah, but then Kawhi went and made it 10x weirder.

Why would you feel guilty?  Own that shit, man.  Like what you like. 

It’s odd that the PGA Tour Championship is not considered a major, since it’s called the Tour Championship and the PGA is the governing body of the sport.

Has Conor McGregor ever done meth? 

Depending on your conference call service, you could do it in a McGregor accent, pretend that you don’t know who did it, say it was probably Scott in accounting, and get away with it.

He was legitimately upset.  He kept coming back to it, even during the following drive. 

Please keep them sorted chronologically somewhere so that we can see the progression side-by-side, like one of those tooth-whiteness scales.

When is the last time that you got into a fight?

Do we think that Trump and Big Ben are actually Wiener Cousins?

I think I speak for everyone when I say that city folk are not smart, that you are indeed smart, and that everyone is very impressed by your dismissiveness.