Holy shit, there have been 48 of those fuckin movies, and not once have they made him black. That’s a bigger crime than James Bond.

If your brother doesn’t tell that story at least once a day, he’s leaving money on the table. 

I mean, he does play a British government agent...

How many movie franchises have 25 installments?  Bond and maybe Star Trek seem like the only ones?

Was there a discussion beforehand to establish that this needed to be done, or was your bro just chuckin’ change to keep the line moving?

Thanks all!

Oh, honey.

I fully cop to not understanding how this works:

Damn, that was rock solid. 

BOOOOOOOOOO

I’ve mentally combined that with the “if people tackle lower, we’ll have more torn ACLs” theory, which are fair arguments, but I still that’s better than brain soup.

Fans love shoot outs! It’s perfect!

This could be a bad take, so anyone who’s more educated on the matter, feel free to correct me.

Could! But shouldn’t!

Maybe it’s not the best look, but calling your fans Nazis is honestly pretty sick and I’m here for it. 

Death penalty inmates cost more than life sentence inmates.

I sort of see the point that you’re trying to make, but saying that she should up her game is a little bananas, for we have literally never seen a gymnast that is as good as she is.

She’s the baddest mother fucker on the planet.

Hell yeah! Way to take it to ‘em! Stupid sports website!

Nassar being killed would not be justice, it would be vengeance.  As a society, we’re better than torches and pitchforks and rooting for murder.