He’s one of two players to have more points than games played.  He might not be the best, but take it easy over there. 

I worked at a cookie bakery, which used parchment paper to line the baking trays. We also used a lot of caramel, which if it spread to the edge of the paper, would be very difficult to separate from the paper. While cleaning a pan, the line where the paper had peeled away had become sharp, and I cut my middle finger…

Not taking anything away from either guy! They’re both great, but Atlanta is a better team across the board. Zlatan has basically the same points per game on a shittier team, so I used some hyperbole. LET ME LIIVVEEE.

Zlatan was a sub for a club that didn’t even make the Champions League, and he’s likely the best player in the MLS right now.  I’m not sure that you want to use him as an example for your argument. 

Duke’s White Guy is named White?

Good point.  I’ve just seen good clubs come here so many time with the hopes of seeing someone who I’ve ever heard of, only to be very let down. 

What are the chances that they send the scrubs, the way that the top European clubs always have?  I realize that this game actually matters, but is there anything governing that they don’t send the B-Team?

This has been underappreciated. 

The most egregious thing about this bullshit take is the use of the word “fanny”.

I said it elsewhere;  I don’t think it’s a bad structure, but it’s more like a GoFundMe NFL team than owned by the shareholders.  

I’m a Lions fan, so this cut especially deep.  You’re absolutely right. 

Yo, you can delete other people’s posts? Tell me how; this is very exciting. 

Damn.  Bringing you out of the Greys, as you served me.  I did not know that.  

Let’s get this over with, meet up at Rick’s, and fight this one out, like any two respectable Spartans should.

T-Minus 90 seconds until dipshit fans come in talking about how they’re owned by the people, without understanding what the word ownership actually means, such as the ability to make decisions or money.

I just hope Ramsey stays fully in the Anti-Hero territory, and avoids drifting to the Heel position.

I take it you’re not a golfer.

I mean, he’s either getting killed or will commit suicide within 18 months. I’ll be surprised if it’s not sooner.

And Swiss Chard would have the opposite effect, I presume?

This flinch is not the least bit embarrassing. I don’t get why it would be.