I know!

hehheh... Nice work, Stephen.

I have a hard time believing that she can do anything other than look like a vaguely alive corpse.

Like, Kendall Jenner wouldn’t qualify for this type of visa. I know she’s a US Citizen, but I’m just saying, she would probably not even be able to get this type of visa.

Oh honey, there are so many more differences between you and Melania Trump, none of which have anything to do with either of your immigration statuses.

YES YOU FUCKING CAN.

If an extraordinarily strong stomach counts I guess it could be legit.

I feel bad for Barronn because there’s no way He turns into anything but a raging asshole. Kid never had a chance.

Short answer: Yes

Ok, you assume you need to be a genius to get it, you only need to show: 

I once heard an immigration lawyer say that you have to remember that the application examiner isn’t usually an expert on the field that the person is applying from. The last person they looked at is a scientist and the next might be a professional bowler (there’s actually an employee in my company who got it for…

I know it’s not a requirement for an EB-1, but she’s definitely doing a job no American was willing to do!

I am so salty about this.

Yes, that is what I meant, just forgot to write it.

Yeah, they think that’s a power move. They aren’t ready to commit and go full Jeff Sessions and call you “Boy” so they pull some puedo-familiar name shit to get a reaction that they can counter after by claiming “They were just being friendly. Why are you so angry.”

But that JV level shit. I had manager who would try…

That makes sense. Yawn.

I’M TOTALLY SAYING THAT MELANIA KNAUSS (ASSUMING THAT’S EVEN HER REAL MADIEN NAME) USED HER PRETTY TO OBTAIN A VISA!

It’s “boy” translated to 21st-century speak. I suspect the perpetrator knew not with whom he was trying to toy.

What’s Jorge’s deal calling you Mike over and over? Is that supposed to be demeaning? It kinda reminds me of folks who use a server’s name repeatedly at a restaurant.