Oh man! Praying to baby Jesus that it’s not a sincere shot. I really need a Tiffany and Beyoncé friendship to happen.

Just when I was about to smile, you pull the rug out from upunder me. Only in America would these criminals with badges get to walk free.

I have no sympathy for Jeff Sessions or anyone else that chose to work for Trump. You knew what scum he was before accepting the job and even now you still continue to work for him. Is there no self esteem left?

I loathe Sessions(live in Alabama) but he did the smart thing and got out of the way of the Russia shit up front, the harder Trump tries to coerce him out the worse it looks to Mueller that something is up. Sessions has patience, something Trump doesn’t, and I think he can wait him out, I’ve stayed on at a job I was…

Sigh, investigate this old white dude too pls. If he wants KKKeebler gone, he’s probably dirty.

Friendly reminder that Congress has not made any moves to protect Mueller should Trump try to fire him. Even reliable, non-flipflopping, definitely not a huge liar or spineless coward, tough-talking Lindsey Graham!

No. No. No. There’s no Manechian Dichotomy here. It’s a matter of tolerance. Read these comments.

Meee-owch

Mueller’s team has reportedly questioned witnesses in recent months about Trump’s comments and state of mind when he wrote negative tweets about every damn body so I ain’t even worried about Beauregard!”

Vile as Sessions is, I’m impressed by his slickness. He’s managed to position himself perfectly - no matter how the Mueller investigation turns out, he’s going to look good, and he gets to propagate his evil, racist agenda with a chance of staying in no matter what happens. It’s almost ‘Clever Girl’ worthy.

Sessions and Trump deserve each other, and I wish they were chained together at the ankle for the rest of their lives.

In the meantime, family, Mr. Magoo vs. Mr. Heat Miser (aka Trump) — who you got?

I have purposely stayed TF away from Jezebel since that day. Fuck. Them. Posting shit like this and getting praise in the comments, but they start crying the second you say “bitch” or “53%” or when Harriott drags them by that greasy pelt they call hair.

This is a bad take that explains why The Root commenters are filled with dread regarding this announcement

Me right now reading the tweet:

Tami Lauren is played out.

I didn’t know she was still talking. Why is she still talking? 

What does this even mean? The top thread is mine where I calmly describe the issue wih jezebel. Most of the comments in response to mine are polite. I dont want to be on a side but until white women on Jezebel get theyre shit straight then Imma go ahead and be on this side because they made it clear as fuck they dont…

The ridiculousness of “both sides” arguments are held in stark relief in instances like these when one side expresses palpable contempt and the other side is treated as equally divisive for having reacted to said contempt