Goddamnit, just what the hell’s wrong with you people?!! Things that have no business being together on any post/story are:

And after Labor Day, oh the horror. Quick, be a dear and fetch me my smelling salts.

I know! I make way less than what I’m really worth considering education and experience (but I’m a black female so who cares right?). I get a small raise every year but I don’t even consider it a raise because it only covers the increases with insurance. ☹

“You gotta problem with that?”

I felt like crying after reading this article.

We must be in the same age bracket because that is also how I remember it. It was one of the few shows I looked forward to as a child.

Teach us O Wise One.

They have somewhere to prepare communion for 40,000 congregants on Sundays.

I’m declaring bullshit on that, there is no way a modern structure of that size doesn’t have a kitchen. I have never been in any church in my 38 years of life without kitchen facilities regardless of when it was built! For example, the church my maternal great-grandparent’s attended has a kitchen and this was a…

You left out car shopping/research on number two.

Take me with you!!!

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

(Sorry, I couldn’t resist)

Congratulations! I would totally live there if it wasn’t for everything trying to kill you (I’ve been traumatized since childhood thanks to National Geographic and Animal Planet).

Everytime they give that response I say “well, I’m never gonna have a penis so why should my tax dollars go to pay for your boner pills!”

I think it’s some type of status symbol to them, and not just these wealthy assholes, just look at some of the professional athletes of all races.

I’ll just leave this here:

Nope, Lannister’s pay their debts.

I could totally see that. I think in their minds by dating/sleeping with/marrying a black male gives them carte blanche with race relations. I knew a white girl years ago whose go to whenever she was being rude to black females & was called out on it was “I’m not racist, I’ve only slept with black men”. I so wish I…

You sound like you throw the best parties! I like you.

You my good friend are a “real Murican”!🇺🇸