Serious question, that “half your age plus seven years” rule is just for guys right? Because I as a woman couldn’t begin to think about dating someone that much younger than me. I know it works just fine for some couples, but the thought kinda creeps me out. Then again maybe that is part of my problem, not giving the…

Saying only “half of republicans are morons” is being far too generous.

And you have to take a break midway putting it on with only one boob and one arm in the darn contraption. You know my pain!

That sounds so classy.

I hate to break it to you but you are a little late on that last one.

I love you for these marvelous gifs.

Not all POC, just the black ones and brown ones. This administration is composed of actual villians. Everyday they come up with an evil plan worse than the day before.

Excellent summary, my god this life is terrible and I need a drink!!!!

I am so sorry, I hope everything gets better for you. Also be careful taking Chantix, I’ve heard that it can give you some totally jacked up nightmares!

It’s too late for them to be nominees for the Darwin Awards because they have already reproduced. But we only have a few more hours before the holiday weekend gets started so we are bound to have some proper nominees!🎆

I almost asked, “wasn’t he from like Argentina or something?”, until I remembered the song, “left Peru and came to England alone, there he met The Browns’ and they took him home”. It’s been a long day and I need a nap!

I’ve never been married but that is exactly what I have always thought. Unfortunately where I’m from and where I currently live if you’re mid-30's and older, you should be a grandparent. God help you if you’re an unattached female in this age range like me because then you get the “gay rumors”, but of you’re a male in…

The very first time I felt really old was when shopping at a Publix in S.C. with my 13 year-old-niece and 1-year-old nephew. The clerk thought he was my grandson, I was only 26.😕

I miss them so much!!!😭😭😭

Or at least this awesome teen Scotsman!

What the fuck? I lasted 22 seconds before the laughter hit me which I had to play off as coughing because my office has a glass wall (I feel like a fish in an aquarium).

I’m a heterosexual female and I would date Helen Mirren right now.

All way out of his league!

I forgot about Layer Cake. My mind just goes to Daniel Craig, Tom Hardy, and Tamer Hassan whenever I think of that movie.

Ehhh, I only remeber her from Keen Eddie.