You lasted longer than I did. I will only accept Hallelujah being sung by either Lou Reed or Jeff Buckley the way the God intended for it to be!

Also see “Horseshoe Crab”, if you think it looks odd right-side up take a look at the under-side.

WINNER! These shows male me sick. They all look like they are fresh out of college, barely 30, with a budget of $500k. Please someone tell me just what are these people doing career wise and just what in the hell am I doing wrong?

I miss The Wire.😭

Your daughter sounds awesome, you should be very proud!

Ugh, you just gave me a flashback of youth group when I was maybe 15 tops. It was a fellow teen male sitting on the floor in super roomy shorts, commando, and I can only describe it as him airing his junk out. It freaked me the hell out and I came up with many excuses not to go back.

I’ll say the same thing I saw whenever I see a woman is cheek exposing shorts and men in saggy pants/shorts, “HOW CAN THEY NOT FEEL THAT DRAFT??!!!”.

I must be on the younger side then because every company I have ever worked for utilized direct deposit and for the employees that didn’t have bank accounts they had to get a payroll card with crazy usage fees.

Uhm, exactly what is your field of expertise?

Ahem, I think what you meant to say was Forever21 is forever ripping off!😊

You got it.

UGH, if only I had the body and the disposable income for that...

Your screen name made me think of Maria Brinks. I love it!

I think the kids are now into fruit snacks. My kid doesn’t even take his lunch anymore but insists on having them whenever we go shopping.

I pretty certain there was an article on Gawker years ago with a link to this article.

Hey now, Taco Bell is ok and can be quite satisfying sometimes, but Mayer on the other hand...

I live in farming country, some of the homes are stately and some are just a regular ranch. While I would love to live on a lot of land in a normal sized home, I wouldn’t because it is just too much work. By the time you finish mowing one parcel of land and move on the the next, it’s time to mow the first parcel…

Ok, so I guess I’m not as old as I thought I was (and as people have always mistaken me for). What are these things? I have never seen them.

Don’t feel bad, I’m right there with you. If anyone does ever ask me to marry them (which considering both my age and race I doubt will even happen), it will be a quick trip to the county courthouse, a nice dinner somewhere and a weekend getaway in the Smokies. Both my parents are dead and my older half-siblings are…

Republicans need their voting privileges revoked. This is the second time since I was born that the idiots have elected a person to the highest office in our country that is clearly declining mentally.