Also, pink Ibanez Jems are for Steve Vai only. 

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

“Stopping Aaron Hernandez is key for the St. Louis defense.”

It’s more interesting if you pretend it said “jaded starship defense monkey”

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

So when he asks his wife to back him on something, is he calling in the Cavallari?

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I could really see Gruden splitting the vote and letting Gruden walk away with it, when we all know that it should really go to Gruden or Gruden,

......except seeking asylum isn’t illegal and seeing as though they are not already in the US, they are not illegal immigrants. The ‘caravan’ is a group of people who are literally trying to legally emigrate to the US. I mean, I’m sure your racist ass already knows that, but these particular facts you’ve conveniently…

I am really glad you are addicted to reading a website that produces content you don’t like. I am glad that you pursue your own unhappiness this way.

Um, she wasn’t though. He’s clearly poking fun at himself, the idiot who proposes to girls 5 minutes after meeting them. There was nothing mean-spirited about his joke. 

It does warm my heart slightly that only thing the fans in attendance could think to chant was “Yankees Suck”.

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

He really is... all that.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Never thought I’d see a city have lil dick disease about Hartford, but here we are.

They better be playing Vancouver that night, because as we all know, breakfasts come and go. But Hartford? The Whale? They only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

Because a large portion of the voting populous is just as, if not more, stupid. And fucking dumb as he may be, and as much as I hate him, he’s been a somewhat successful con-man, targeting specifically those same people, over the last number of decades.

It’s only just starting to dawn on him that the only way he’ll get to play at Staples will be in a Clippers uniform. Once he fully realizes it, I expect him to become the next Zodiac killer.