Or maybe, juuuuuuuuust maybe, it’s the random internet commenter, and not a master of cinema, that doesn’t get horror.

“On a less progressive note, there’s no getting past the overwhelming whiteness of the interview subjects”

Yeah, I guess it was shortsighted for them to only interview people *actually* involved. Maybe instead they should’ve pretended that some of the victims were POC so that they could be more balanced?

JFC, it’s god…

This is like the beginning of a terrible horror movie that I would totally watch. Of course you gotta dress it up a bit for maximum drama.

the truly baffling thing is that as that was happening, the disney brass were ruthlessly cracking the whip on rogue one and solo. they created a system in which they explicitly said they were going to stand alone movies that would have creative freedom to explore different ideas, themes and characters in the SW…

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

“... immediately sprinted away from the congregation after the coin toss”

[watches and rewatches the clips from many angles, and at various speeds]

[converses with video replay review center officials]

“Listen, Bill, I understand his talent but if anyone here is doing sex crimes, they’ll be paying to get their dick jacked in the back room of a shady massage parlor in Florida, like a respectable adult. You understand me?”

You are being far to charitable and completely ignoring evidence of Paterno’s knowledge regarding Sandusky’s proclivities prior to 2001. Why are you being so charitable to Paterno? You also ignore Joe’s later interviews in which he lies about that knowledge.  Never heard of something between a man and a boy?  That’s…

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I’ve taken part of a conversation discussing if the Philly Special is the greatest Super Bowl play of all time. During that conversation, the idea of it being the best football play of all time was floated. Eventually, it became a discussion of whether the Philly Special is the best sports play of all time.

“David Morse is the only famous guy who still lives there and you don’t even know who that is”

Best George Washington portrayal evah, amirite? 

So, let me get this straight:

I don’t even know anymore

Dude, are you being sarcastic?

OOh, it's that cannonball guy, *heeee's* cool. 

I remember one of those bored, drunk conversations with some cinephile friends about what male actor you would like to read your favourite book on audio.

That looks like "Nice try" to me. 

I need to understand how the Social Security Administration will calculate the snapped’s age. Bureaucratic logistics matter now more than ever.

He’ll probably head over the next hill to go discuss it with his prime minister.