It’s not the job of a writer to write for you. If you don’t like someone’s review and/or interpretation you’re free to seek out other reviewers whose tastes and worldview align with your own. Once again, if someone can support their interpretation with the text it’s perfectly valid. That’s how criticism works. If you…

Is this the first time you’ve ever read a piece of film criticism? It’s not supposed to be objective, it’s the author giving their thoughts and opinions on a film. Of course it isn’t journalism, who would want to read an unbiased recap of a movie? You could just go see it.

Are you serious? That’s exactly what criticism of any kind of art is. You try to find meaning and apply it. If you can support it with the text it’s valid. I have news for you, but analyzing art for political themes is as old as politics and likely criticism itself.

You mean the one where anyone thinks he’s anything more than an incompetent, whiny, little piss-baby?

It’s “hoo” not “whoo.” If you’re going to make a lame attempt at trolling, the least you could do is not fumble over what amounts to a three letter word.

Odds are these are leftovers from the Clemson dinner. This man is the Patron Saint of Tacky.

Fiddle faddle, my good man. The idea that a team that had recently made it to a bunch of Super Bowls, and won a few, could make it to the Super Bowl and win, when they were a lock for the playoffs, is absolutely inconceivable.

I’d rank blanket warmth a bit higher. Whenever I think of optimum comfort, my lizard brain always goes to being under the blanket. I guess what I’m saying is don’t sleep on blanket warmth.

You’re overthinking this. It’s clearly Gruden’s to win...er...lose...

Your skills at using things other people came up with is unmatched. Maybe one day you’ll earn the gift of creativity and become a real boy!

You didn’t even use the fucking meme right. The whole point is he says “One does not simply walk into Mordor” and then people replace the Mordor with other things for humor. This is just a picture of Sean Bean and the illogical ramblings of a FWD:FWD:FWD: email post from an elderly person.

My Stars and Garters! Someone’s been afflicted with a bad case of the vapuhs!

We say “sorry, I don’t have any change” and walk away. At least that’s what I do when someone comes up to me and starts aggressively mumbling nonsense.

This is the Zodiac speaking. Ehh-hueeeeehhhhhhhhhh.

Yeah, someone’s bothered here. Hint, it’s you all over this fucking comment section.

If traversing the vast, empty reaches of the cosmos to deliver space pens and space coffee several hundred times until you can afford an incrementally better ship to repeat the process, then boy is this a game for you!

One must imagine deGrom as happy.

Just because less than half this country were gullible rubes and fell for his faux populism bullshit while he stuck his hand in your other pocket does not make him an intelligent man. That is unless you think his off the cuff, digression-filled word salad is indicative of some vast, untapped depth that we just haven’t…

Shut the fuck up.

If they started selling the Parmesan in the big boxes, I’d quickly need to buy new pants for a variety of reasons.