They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

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With the departure of JPP, Eli Manning is now officially the last Giant who should be throwing a football.

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Good news is that I don’t eat any of those flavors.  Parmesan is my go to.  Wish they sold the big box of those at Costco. 

Jowlin’ Wolf

I know there’s a lot going on right now but should we be concerned that Billy Corgan is starting to resemble Voldemort?

Billy Corgan looks like he wants to assimilate me and add my biological and technological distinctiveness to his own

And somehow this non-event still sent four Mets to the disabled list.

What the fuck would a Met know about playing anything the right way?

“...Above .500?”

Nudity? At a hockey game? In Vegas?

ZANG!

They also certainly won’t have their share of visitors anymore.

It’s a long time since they elected any of their 3 socialist mayors.

Milwaukee sure doesn’t mean “the good land” anymore.

I wish hot takes were actually hot, and would physically burn the people that put them out into the world.

Sean: First of all, thank you for your sensitive, thoughtful, often poetic reviews of this series. I doff my (wholly inappropriate for the Arctic) hat to you.