Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

I dont even remember that there WAS a montage, lol. Might be time for my first rewatch.

*Governor Carcetti

R.I.P. Mayor Carcetti.

There’s a 30% chance he got married in the same clothes.

Say what?

Reche Caldwell nods, eyes wide in agreement.

Albert Pujols was once as beloved as almost any player ever by his hometown fans, well on his way to being the defining player of his generation. Now he’s almost forgotten, washed up, and being forced to watch himself get surpassed by an even better player on a nightly basis, on a (still) shitty team.

Tits Trukissky

Uh, that Jameis clip is actually of Mike “Giraffe Neck” Glennon.

Hell, it could become a fun bar game, putting Rovell’a Tweet into sickening contexts.

I’ll just blurt it right out.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

He did posit it...sort of? It’s really hard to tell if he’s being sarcastic because he never adds any inflection, he just keeps shouting. If I had to guess, I think he meant it in jest....probably.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

I’m with you on Collinsworth, but Mayock has never taught me anything about football. Plus he once said on air, “They’re like a boa constrictor: they just keep runnin’, keep runnin’,” a quote so stupid I emailed my friends about it.

But was it a sandwich?

What I don’t understand about the people that argue he isn’t the MVP is this. They say “he’s on a sub-par team”, which even as an OKC fan I can say he is. But when you think about it, how many guys in HISTORY have been on sub-par teams and NOT averaged a triple double. Literally all of them. He’s doing something one…