But it feels so real, you know? And that’s what’s important.

Schilling is the perfect encapsulation of the modern GOP.

That’s just Draymond’s knee-jerk reaction, though.

As a Haitian from Miami, this Castro thing is a struggle to say the least.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

The three-point stroke also makes Jason Pierre-Paul feel good.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Go cry yourself to sleep underneath a piece of cardboard next to your “DownArrow” stadium, you Kenny Williams loving fuck. Let me guess, you grew up in Hoffman Estates and wanted to be a bad boy so you picked the Sox, but are secretly sad because you couldn’t truly enjoy a heavenly place like The Cubby Bear, Murphy’s…

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

This may be the only occurrence in the history of the world where being identified as a Red Sox fan is a valid defense to being called a whiny titbag.

Kind of exciting to see a role reversal and have Trout catch a Mariner.

Ted Cruz is exactly the kind of person whose entire knowledge of basketball would have been gained from reading the rulebook.

Nah, you’re a bigot. Probably a moron, too.