So you’re saying it’s Mikes all the way down?

Elliot had a line that was also another small nod to Back to the Future. When he was running back into the building he says something to the viewer like “Why do we have to cut these things so damn close?” which is a line Marty has in the third movie.

Is this going to be that Kristin Cavallari series’ weekly equivalent?

Hey everyone! Jump on the latest trend called “Pencing!” It’s when one goes to an event for the sole purpose of making a big stink about leaving it.

I’m really excited for Madame Tussauds unveiling of the wax figure of “Save Water Drink Beer” shirt guy.

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

Especially considering that the probability of the overlap between the type of person who lacks the self control to put their phone down for the duration of a movie’s run time and the type of person who always seems to say “I don’t get why everyone liked that movie,” or “I couldn’t follow the plot” is probably pretty…

Is it possible that they are using condoms but Cromartie’s proclivity for lapses in coverage at the worst times extends off the field too?

I can already see how reveling in this Patriot loss is the sort of bear poking that will spawn some inane catch phrase like “UNDERDOGS SIX-EVER” which will serve as the rallying cry the team needs to run the table and win the Super Bowl.

In the meantime, I’ve got 16 weeks ahead of Jets football and Kubrick stares ahead…

Don’t forget “Sometimes Your Worst Self is Your Best Self,” which sounds like a half-assed self-help book.

And I’d listen to him too. He’s dumb enough to bring a loaded gun onto an airplane. Who knows what else he’s capable of?

That’s a solid point too. It was a little too much of a standard police procedural and all the things about it that were marginally “strange” (the bird mask guy and the orgies) wound up seeming like more like trappings and less baked into the story itself. It was almost as if Pizzolatto wrote it and then remembered…

I think that’s definitely fair. Vince Vaughn didn’t do much to elevate the material, but I do think the weird dialogue tics his character had detracted from the overall experience.

While “time is a flat circle” has almost been reduced entirely to a meme, there’s something to be said for its staying power. The lines…

I was sharpening my knives in preparation for Vince Vaughn to be awful, and he was pretty meh, but ultimately that dialogue didn’t do him any favors. I was such a fan of season one that I was shocked it was the writing that wound up failing him, for the most part (though he did have a pretty dumb, confused affect for…

I’m just amazed at the effortlessness in which the NFL is able to cede the moral high ground at almost every turn. You’d think it’d be easy to come out of an investigation into domestic violence looking better than the accused abuser, but here we are.

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

A Rusty Hilger is not cheap in my neck of the woods, believe you me.

You steely-eyed, missile man, you.

I knew I should have bet on Gushue!

I wrapped mined up about a month ago. Do it. Even though people say don’t binge it, binge it on the rewatch so you can recall characters easier. On my second viewing I noticed that one of the dock workers from season two winds up as one of the homeless in season five. Those little details sometimes get lost across the…