When my dad set up his will to live overseas for a couple years I had to set up a will because I was the executor of his will. Lawyers: what wacky thing will you come up with next? They asked me about my advanced directives in just insane scenarios and my answer for four questions in a row was “I want my dad to use…

Hahaha oops! Point proven though that they are interchangeable in most people's heads

I kinda liked her better after seeing this. Like she finally got real after being so sweetie darling for so long. If we’re being honest, there's literally nothing Hillary could say to a black person questioning her on diversity that would satisfy. And that woman really just wanted to zing Hillary. No one was gonna win…

Honest to Jeb! while listening to it I thought to myself that I hope someone loves me as much as TJ loves his wife

And her mom is a scumbag. Her reasoning for Ariel to not be emancipated? Because Ariel was just trying to bone her boyfriend

I listened to Jamie King on Anna Faris’s podcast the other day. Jamie King is the most likeable person on the planet. Last spontaneous thing she did? Her and her boyfriend/husband(?) decided to blow off working out and go to sushi.

I already regret asking follow up questions. How do these stories end? If it's suicide, are they happy? Is that the end goal? Jesus. High school girls are freaks now

You aren’t living until you taste Dr. Pig. He really does have a ph.d in yum!

EW! No! Take it back! My delicate brain didn't need to know that!

I'm not saying she is right. You buy it, you björn it. Yes, arguments can be made but she should be doing parenting stuff

I am a terrible terrible person. My first thought when I read that was man they could have saved a bundle on ivf a treatments if that's true

Like a dented Dr. Chek. It’s a regional joke so I’m including a picture so all can giggle.

I do not even this child at all. Lamar Sally seems like a total gold digger. They were married two years and he tried to have the prenup annulled for fraud. When that didn’t work he tried to use the baby to get spousal support payments and she said tough noogies and now we’re here. So the kid already feels like a…

I feel so slimy saying this: I kind of understand Sherri’s side. She has no genetic link to the child, she has no desire to be a parent to said child she had nothing to do with other than write some checks. That being said, you buy it, you björn it.

I would be SO pissed if I thought I was giving someone the miracle of life for a sweet pay out and they did the baby business equivalent of changing their mind mid shopping trip so they leave a package of chicken in the soft drink aisle.

I know teens aren't known for their ability to look through problem solutions and outcomes but this seems downright dumb if she didn't put two and two together that this would probably happen. Even if legally no repercussions happened, she was gonna become a social pariah for this. No one is like woo yeah! Sympathy…

Yeah. I'm just confused as to what this girls endgame was. I nag my boyfriend to workout because I want him healthy and to be around forever. She is nagging him to die and go away forever. I just don't see why anyone they loved to die.

I feel like you're missing the big picture. If you want justice for the poor, the fat, the ugly, you should accept the progress that the white thin pretty people are ushering in right now. I know you're commenting on Kesha specifically and didn't watch the gaga video but god damn. At least try and look at the end game…

Honestly, I firmly believe there's no original thought in fashion. Yes, it might be innovative for the time or holy cow that's a new twist but at this point it's all giving the public something they currently don't have access to. But her evidence? Weak. She either did something that's first year design school level…

I feel like you just said something most people don't. Fashion people are smart. I feel like fashion people are called dumb and vapid but if you have an actual convo about fashion, your ass is gonna get ganded to you. No question