Haha always! There's always a dyson and at least three electrolux stick vacuums. But never with chargers

Thank god you aren’t married to it because here’s the real solution. She’s gonna ask you for your ID no matter what. So sign the card “this card is stolen”

I'm wearing the velvet dress to a charity thing tonight. I've had so many people pet me because the fabric is so luxurious. I hope Mabel was the kind of person who let people pet her. Otherwise I'm a disappointment haha

Maybe your new advisor will light a fire under him!

I got really sad because I realized everything I was buying had to come from one person and that person probably died. Then i decided that she would have wanted someone like me who made minor tweaks and loved it as is. The lies we tell ourselves, amirite?

My house came with a ghost. It’s gone now but omg I don’t wish ghosts upon anyone.

I think because there’s no actual transactions happening because it’s an open bar, we’re in the clear.

Wow. That's a tale. A crappy tale. I now feel petty for wanting to haunt the most beloved living relative of the guy who built my house now. Because I wanna haunt your ex.

When i’m done with the 6 dresses I bought, it is gonna be amaze

Yes...?

Here’s my advice: a great divorce lawyer may be expensive up front but you’re essentially paying someone to set up your new life. It's worth it.

Boyf is a CPA and it seems like there are good ones and there are hahahahhahahahahah no this is my money CPA’s.

Coke out of a can? You fancy if that’s sad face.

My dad did super well financially and his (manpamions) family is like astronomically rich so I didn’t want to make me getting married become a huge financial burden. That’s why we also are paying for all the bridesmaids costs.

It’s kind of a sleeper but the velvet dress is gonna be amazing sans 3 inches

6 months out, Savannah, we’re covering flights and hotels for immediate family and I was gifted a Reem Acra dress. Honestly, if there was a time to get wild, it's now.

My only goals are to leave the nuptials with the same amount of close friendships I entered into the thunderdome with.

I would get sassy over this. Oh, you got a reduction in rent bc you do so much? You wanna pay $300 in rent for being a decent person.

Believe it or not buying kegs was cheaper than buying it in bottles

Aw! Spotted cow! I recently priced getting a keg (okay, two) for my wedding in the south. It's outrageous but I'm still gonna pay it to have it there on the day of my contractual obligations