gordonalfshumway
Mr. Shumway
gordonalfshumway

Do we finally see what the Plumbus is for?

Well, you should have heard about what she said about Szechuan dipping sauce....

She really crossed the line there politicizing something like Football. Unconscionable. It’s a game, there’s no place there for politics whatsoever. It’s the move of a true coward. Only a truly ineffectual and weak person would do something so petty, someone who has no actual power. Like the Vice President.

Woah, nelly! Woah!

LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM ALL UP!

Finally! Now he can get back to looking for whoever murdered his wife!

Yeah but he’s not brown so according to this handy reference card he must be actually mentally disturbed.

He’s, what - leaving on a jet plane? Don’t know if he’ll be back again?

Guess he ended up paying a steep Price...

NOP IS BOUT RASIZM 2017

First Lady Melania Trump sent out selected works by Dr. Seuss, including Oh The Places You’ll Go!, to one school in each of the 50 states.

I think all of you guys are simply swallowing the bait here. This is a conscious entertainment kerfluffle, made from whole cloth (hey lets call James Cameron!) timed perfectly for the DVD and on demand availability of WONDER WOMAN. It’s publicity 101

This is the guy who couldn’t even pick the right sex on his voter registration form:

Are you Golden Shower Shaming me? Let those who have never swam in the flaxen ocean cast the first urinal cake.

But is there a “sexy” Kylie Jenner version?

They’re really givin’ it to that Steven Seagal guy. He must work there or something.

Imagine being so soft you find something Tim Allen made is edgy.

HEY TWITTER! TWEET THIS!