gordonalfshumway
Mr. Shumway
gordonalfshumway

Was it Deep Throat? I bet it was.

Die, Facebook, Die

Those caveman pills really work.

Baron is good with the cyber. The best.

I want to give you a example:

So Ico was basically a bit more costly than your average new release. Big deal. Considering you could have sold it on without a loss bitd, isn’t your argument a bit weak?

I have played the game already on the PS2 and PS3 so I guess I wait till the inevitable remake for the PS5.

Not funny.

But she’s not a powerlifter.

Really, when there is certified nut job Gwyneth Paltrow to choose?

Wait, Goldwater is not a synonym for pee?

Trim those sideburns Spurlock!

Tommy Lasorda had quite some issues with MLB mascots in the 80s.

Making fat-jokes at Lasorda

Only using the same characters as in Dogville, having the same Brechtian style as Dogville and observing the same power-structures as Dogville. Manderlay is the sequel to Dogville.

How do you explain the follow up Manderlay?

You know he did that after learning that his biological father was in fact a german and obviously a Nazi, too. After all he was part of the occupying force during the war.

Now playing

The Philly Phanatic gets the shit beaten out of him:

I tied a modem to my belt, which was the style at the time.

Did they have reached it yet?