Oh, that’s downright respectable. It's a surname used as a given name, which is one of the grand traditions of the English and Southern aristocracies.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

Dakich’s tweet is the proverbial “dumb guy’s idea of a smart idea.”

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

So true.  The way those Indy fans booed him was truly disgusting. 

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Dwight: I swear I’m not crippled and I’m super depressed about my career.

You’re using words a full 75 IQ points too intelligent for who the XFL is aimed at.

I guess this is an unpopular opinion, but my wife and I saw Mumford and his kiddos in Madison, Wisconsin last March and they were great. I enjoyed the show very much despite not knowing most of the songs.

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Everybody knows certified fork lift drivers can get it up, are responsible with their load, and don’t pull out prematurely.

It’s like I always say, the hardest part about being a certified fork lift driver is all the women that want to have sex with me. 

Who knows?

When I was younger, during the Cold War, the Republicans screamed on a daily basis about how the Democratic party was a bunch of Communists who “love the Ruskies” while also loving minorities and the “gays” as they put it.

Now, the Republican party seems content to let Russia, China, and Iran fool around with…

That’s why they don’t certify any gear older than 10 years, even if it’s otherwise up to standard. It’s the same sort of rule they use for construction safety equipment.

Who is dumb enough to take that weak ass trade that Brown is offering for it? He literally is claiming that he needs this helmet to continue his career, and yet his offer is to give you a single item that has no value to him.

Jesus, let him play in whatever helmet he wants. It's clearly too late to prevent a serious brain injury. 

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Can we talk about the fact that AU is bringing in more than 52,000+ a game ? (source) Drew’s line in the Falcons WYTS about the Falcons being the second-most-popular team in their stadium isn’t hyperbole.

This is the correct take.