Jezspin forever

“Stick to Feminism!”

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of con artists, hypocrites, idiots, and perhaps maybe some decent people who got brainwashed by their parents.

hahahah holy fuck take all the stars

I made the same misread and clicked hoping for some vicious sarcasm, because, c’mon, we all know that headline will never be written about the men’s team in any seriousness.

Fixed! 

The mistake was not having all of the students say “I am free labor” and then ending with Barry Odom ($3.05 million) and Cuonzo Martin ($3 million) laughing...

It’s like something a late-night show would come up with to mock slightly more subtly racist promotional material.

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

These sponsorships are very valuable. Say you need a weed eater. There are so many fine weed eaters on the market, how can you choose? But then you remember the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl. They like college football. You like college football. Sold!

My personal favorite, from back when all this naming-rights foolishness started, was the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl

I’d be pissed too if somebody asked me, “Why do you and your son’s heads look like softballs?”

“If you want to touch the Zlatan’s sack, now would be the time because soon I will be in Italy and you would then have to travel very far to do so”

You mean to tell me a guy with that look, that accent, and already living in LA has no IMDB credits as a straight-to-dvd bad guy?

I, too, wish I was a little bit taller.

my wife is 5-1 so when I complain about trees hanging low over sidewalks she laughs and says “it didn’t bother me.” Grrr...

Same here. At 6'4 I feel like I’m right on the cusp being able to function in normal society without extreme discomfort. I’ve hit my head on things that “normals” never have to worry about.

“First of all, never badmouth synergy”--Jack Donaghy

It's how dumb people think smart people talk.

I don’t know, they’re all perfectly cromulent words.