This was pure gold in 1998 and still holds up today.

Violent Asshole Does Violent Asshole Thing. Got it.

It was quite a bumble.

Ah yes, the Michael Scott approach...

Have we ruled out it was Dempsey? Because I sure wouldn’t be shocked if Dempsey called up Rantz between takes for his next shitty mix tape.

I somehow misread this as Juwan Howard joining the Lakers and wondered how he was going to juggle that with his coaching duties. I’m still keeping my fingers crossed that that move will come sometime mid-season.

I had to double check, but the plural of osprey is ospreys. So this team is represented by one single, solitary bird. That must be one badass osprey.

Yeah, same here. I saw them a couple of years back and it was a good show. Not my taste 100% of the time, but I don’t get how they became a punchline to a lot of folks. I did feel sorry for the kid whose parents helped him make and hold up a sign that said “M & S Rocks!” Hopefully there’s a cool uncle in the picture…

Not a subscriber so I’ve got no way of knowing, but there’s at least some sort of ad revenue coming in, right? Although that’s likely more than offset by all of their ad buys, based on how often those show up in my feed.

Indeed, I am. The version pictured here with Sarah Michelle Geller does mention a Dodge Stratus. The one with Amy Poehler and Gwyneth Paltrow, which is more frequently seen in holiday episodes, etc., mentions a Mitsubishi Galant. I regret the error.

The car mentioned in this sketch was a Mitsubishi Galant, but yeah, that works, too.

I mean, I’m sure there are bros sitting in different wings at Nike HQ in Beaverton who are totally trying to meet division sales goals. But yeah, either way, as long as the contract doesn’t go to Adidas, Uncle Phil is probably going to stay pretty happy.

Her reporting has been acceptable at best. For the real scoop, you’ve got to check out the blog run by Stan Asswipe.

Large man enjoys shitty music. Film at 11.

Doing some quick research on this league finds that its division names make the B1G sound modest and reasonable.

It’s always Jaundice Dempsey for the win.

I’m thinking more, “Fu-uh-uh-uh-uh-uck Trump,” but you do you.

Ah, revenge. Sweet, Swede revenge.

What, you got a problem with UNC’s Book Juggling elective for athletes?

This right here. I’m trying to figure out a worse small market nightmare scenario for Finals ratings than Portland-Milwaukee, and all I can land on is Sacramento-Charlotte or Utah-Orlando. Not that this is an excuse, mind you; I bleed Blazers red, but I’m not seeing much in our chances this time around.