Tato Sanin’s call for Caracol Radio is also a thing of beauty.

*Something about a submarine with a screen door*

AnTAwn Jamison, tahnk you very much.

Dude ALMOST won that steak.

It’s good to see Emo Phillips working again.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed. *Resists the urge to award +(that number that neo-nazis love)

Revs never won the Cup, but yeah, that all sounds about right.

Where’d they all go at the end? Just hundreds of kids running out the door. I want to know what’s out that door!

He’s also the only one who didn’t wear something out of Liberace’s wardrobe. He is my new Winter Olympics hero.

Ugh, there’s always a stickler.

I feel like what you’re describing isn’t a hypothetical situation.

Sadly, I will not be at all surprised if the league folds over the winter. In 2018 the Thorns will still draw 15,000 for intra-squad scrimmages since there will be no other teams to play.

Seriously, a pink flag? Goddammit, I hate October almost as much as I love boobs. <rage writes check to American Cancer Society>

When I was in college I could always tell when I got to one of the dryers in the laundry room after one of the goth kids had used it. The lint was solid black!

Fake! Guay!

OK, off topic as shit, but can anyone tell me the purpose of the large round structural frame in that photo? I’ve seen those things elsewhere and I’ve wondered for years what they’re for. Oil tanks that never got built? Kid’s playground with an obscenely high insurance rate?

West Hammered United

So we’re just gonna let the Kansas City Wiz slide on by? I mean, that was so bad that after one season changing to Wizards was an upgrade.

Dude’s still wearing a Hanes T-shirt under his jersey like it’s 1988.